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Bye bye, Moneybookers (Skrill)

I had such high hopes for you, thought you might grow up to challenge PayPal. I soon realized that you were special. Your special SMS verification lead to a number of complaints from customers who claimed they’d never received your message. Those special “ISO” country codes you used in your merchant gateway forced me to [...]

This is what happens when your website sucks

Here’s a quick reminder of the very basic content you should put on your website (examples are geared towards a brick and mortar store):

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Chiropractors “very satisfied” with heise.de redesign

Update: Heise made some modifications while I was writing this post, so not everything below still applies. It’s summer time in Europe, many people are on vacation, others are distracted by the Olympics – if you were planning something outrageous, now might be a good time to get away with it. No, I’m not talking [...]

Totally awesome furniture (and other stuff that you can’t buy)

One of my brothers sent me this link to John Nouanesing’s catalogue after seeing one of his designs on Ehrensenf (the German version of Rocketboom). Me: “Too bad you can’t buy anything ” Brother: “I thought you had some contacts in China, this stuff is screaming to be sold” Me: “Wouldn’t that be… you know…” [...]

Best of SQL injection attacks*

Best of SQL injection attacks (no, it wasn’t me)…